I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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