ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
