What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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