he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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