we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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