yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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