if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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