let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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