I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You left your phone here
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