I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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