If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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