Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
