Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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