he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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