I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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