i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There r osticjed everywhere
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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