3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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