atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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