Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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