Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
