i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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