Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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