We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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