Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I understand Curling. That high.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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