ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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