You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i am craving dick and cupcakes
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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