i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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