There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
