White coat. Heels.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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