I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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