Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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