Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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