I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
