I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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