i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
kristin has been a bad kristin
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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