He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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