Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You don't make any sense
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