she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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