He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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