Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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