there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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