is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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