You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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