she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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