we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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