I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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