Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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