Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
