Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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