The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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