There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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